Thursday 25 July 2013

THE BIG SALE!



 
Summer is fading away, bringing the oh-so-lovely-monsoon-rains back. But what marks the drastic change, is not the recurring cough-cold-fever-virus that everyone has been trapped into, but the end-of-season sale mania! 

Titled “Ms. Shopaholic” at my school farewell, by the juniors, so I know what I’m talking about, baby! Oh, and this write-up is strictly, girls only! So, if by chance, any boy is reading this, it is your cue to hit the close button on your web browser. Don't blame me later!

UCB offering flat 50% off, footwear at Mango up for grabs for discount upto 40%, the grand opening of Forever 21 at DLF Saket and free gift for the first 100 customers in line! Perky and enthusiastic females pushing through their way to the racks to lay their hands on that perfect sash belt or soft-comfy handbag, or the red peplum dress adorned by the mannequin! 

It’s like a time in paradise (I mean shoppers’ paradise!), and suddenly the world seems a better place.The scarfs tempt you, the dresses lull you into oblivion. And then, the shopping paradise plays havoc. The evil stares, the jealous glares. One girl checking out the others for what they’ve picked. That is still the beginning. Hell breaks loose when a feisty bunch of girls simultaneously grab their hands on the last pair of the adorably cuddly, stunningly stylish, head-turning high street fashion stilettoes!

Snatching, screaming, hair-grabbing, bitching, “I saw it first!”- “But I took it first!” naïve fights, are not just limited to gossip magazines and masala films. This is something that actually happens at a shopping store, in the sale season. Maybe skip the hair-pulling part. But, the rest – screaming, snatching and stupid quarrels, are not just mere myths. It’s an eye-opening reality, for you all to see and experience through your very own eyes! 

The other customers, the staff, and the friends/family of those battling for the heavenly stilettoes stand embarrassed, with eyes dodging in all directions. Any attempt to meddle in and stop the feud will result in a strong definite backlash. So, it’s best to stay away and let the bad blood flow. Let it take its own course. Peace will be made-sooner or later. All you can do is “SHOP ON!”

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