Tuesday, 24 June 2014

The subliminal elections!

It’s been almost a month, since the Lok Sabha elections have ended. The chanting of the NaMo mantra, countless spoofs on RaGa, repeat videos of the infamous slaps Mr. Kejriwal had to suffer and the voracious poll predictions, all of it has ended, thankfully.  


A first-time voter(for the Lok Sabha! – I have voted in Delhi elections though :P). I remember my dad commenting the previous night of the elections about how I never wake up before 12 in the noon on Sundays and holidays and how I sleep through most earthquakes. He kept joking that this time I’d sleep through the entire Election Day and wake up the next day after that, having missed my chance to vote. Well, that could have been a possibility since I currently boast of a 24 hour sleep record. But thankfully my dad’s predictions didn’t come true and I woke up and proudly went to cast my vote.


My index finger still bears the indelible sacred ink mark. Though these elections were nothing short of dramatic (as expected!), but there was something I noticed and it left me baffled - most of the people in my college did NOT vote!

And we’re talking about the country’s best commerce college – a place filled with people who score more than 97%! The best minds, the future generation, the so-called educated youth of our country. And they did not vote.  Clearly, being educated and being literate are way different things. They can update their Whatsapp statuses conveniently “Abki baar Modi Sarkar”, or “Har haath shakti, har haath tarakki” but they don’t actually go out and vote. Meanwhile, people are stuffed in trucks and taken to the voting booths. A bottle of liquor, a blanket, that’s all it takes. Payment in kind. It seals the deal. And you know what, it’s just heart-wrenching. 


I also agree with the fact that most of the people in my college are outstation students, and a ticket to their hometown, where they are enrolled as voters, will probably cost them a lot, especially if they live in north-east India or south India. But what about those who live in Chandigarh, Mathura, Agra , Sonepat or Rohtak? They comfortably catch a train or bus back home, every month to see their family but they don’t go back home to vote, once in 5 years. I know of people who live in really far-off areas and who go and visit their ailing mothers, even if they have to catch a flight, but they don’t go back home to vote. So much for the ailing country.


Next time you buy VIP tickets for a David Guetta and Avicii concert or shell out money for the north-central stand tickets of the IPL final, or take a Europe tour and slide a vodka shot down your throat, remember that you didn’t save any money by not voting that day. You were just being irresponsible and pathetic.


People don’t realize that by not voting, they are probably subjecting themselves to a much greater cost in the long run, both socially and financially. Think of it the next time your family member has to slip a 500-rupee note for their monthly pension, when your parents have to ‘buy’ a seat worth some lakhs in a B-grade engineering college for your brother, and when your grandmother has to spend a bomb for her open-heart surgery. Those moments will remind you of what you lost out on, by NOT voting. Because another leader, another government might have done things differently, something you wouldn’t have fathomed. Something which could have made your life brighter. Something. But you’ll never know what that could have been, because you just did not vote.


Oh, and if you think all parties are just the same, and your vote wouldn’t have made much of a difference, then you could have pressed NOTA – none of the above. Atleast that could have earned you the ‘right to complain’. Yes, it is a right. And you have to earn it. So, before you can even think of criticizing any political party, remind yourself to zip your mouth shut.  And remain like that for the next 5 years, right until you vote in the next elections.

Friday, 23 May 2014

SHERLOCKED


Dearest Sherlock, I know that you are the best,
but still I had to put our love to test.
It has been two long years,
I guess it’s time to finally let go of my fears.

I miss the 221B sofa talks,
and your blue muffler walks.
How much I adore you, you cute little brat!
Oh, and I hate your funny death-frisbee-hat.

I totally trust you now.
Because John is finally married, and how!

I took a bullet for you.
Still, my heart is not laden with rue.

So I ask you out on national television,
and my love is not beset with derision.
‘Did you miss me?’ is all I ask.
Because honey, my love for you is not just a mask.

I’m back, for you.
I think you should take a cue.
I don’t think I need to say,
Because we both know we’re gay.

- Jim Moriarty








Wednesday, 16 April 2014

GROWING APART

Tears at the farewell .
Promises to keep in touch .
Hoping that things won’t change .
Because nothing ever changes between best friends, does it?

Best friends. Then, yes. 
Now, it was just complicated, as much as it could get.
 
How well did I know my best friend?
Or how well did she know me?

If someone had asked us this back in our school days, I’m sure we both would have answered “We know pretty much everything about each other. All that there is to know.”

                                                                                ***

An uneasy silence crept inside our friendship, day by day.
Stealthily.
Slowly.  
And we drifted apart.

Whenever I called her, all she had in her mind were her relationship problems.
Whenever she called me, all she spoke about was boys, her exes and well, relationship problems. Once. Twice. Thrice. And a million times more.

I kept hoping that she’d want to talk about something else for a change. Anything else. Movies, shopping, TV, novels(not really her forte, but still!). Anything would have done. Even ghosts/past-life/sun/moon/politics. Well, you get the point. A-n-y-t-h-i-n-g.

Back in school, we could discuss about anything under the sun.
How much had things changed?
I asked a million times in my head, do I even know her?
The thought haunted me no end, it reverberated like an echo.
Questions infinite, answers absolutely zilch.

                                                                                ***
  

I found myself not wanting to talk to her anymore. It was too much pain. The calls I still had the strength bear. Somehow, they were my thin string of hope. But the internal battle I had to fight after the call ended, the way my head went into a zone, and how I felt uneasy for days on end, and how even at night  I could not possibly stop pondering on how and what went wrong. This battle was getting too much to fight. But I kept bottling it up inside, in the hope she’d come back one day. Just like the way she was.

One (un)fateful day, that I had tried pushing farther and farther away, well, it arrived. And we fought. She said I didn’t put many efforts in our friendship, and my supposed ‘brainy’ college was the reason for it. And I told her what I had to, the thing where she only talked about boys and herself, not even caring how my life was like. I hoped that letting it out would sort out our problems. She would understand. But I was taken aback with her answer. She said that this is her. This is how she is. Has always been.

But I have one message for her, if she’s reading this –

You know, you are much more than what you like to believe.
You are not your clothes,  
Or your silly boyfriend relationships,
You are the smile you try to hide.
You are the sweetness in your laughter and the tears you’ve cried.
You are the things you believe.
You are the future you dream of.
You are the people you love.
And you continue to belittle yourself when you choose to be defined by all the things you’re actually not.